tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-146584822024-03-07T21:38:21.542+00:00Algum nome há-de dar !Simplesmente, já farto de reenviar aqueles e-mails que "às vezes até têm piada !", apeteceu-me e criei este blog onde vou postar esses ditos e-mails que por minha auto-recriação e soberana vontade, penso que serão dignos de tal ! Nota: Depois de muitas e diversas tentativas frustradas para conseguir que o raio do alojamento de blog's me aceitasse algum nome, eis que me lembrei: " algum nome há-de dar !" e tentando este mesmo, para minha surpresa, até que enfim !Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.comBlogger2727125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-70885279590603496302015-02-25T11:12:00.000+00:002015-02-25T11:09:39.453+00:00Mudança de alojamento!<DIV>Os senhores da Blogger, passados 10 de ter blogue, avisaram-me a mim e a muitos outros bloggers que vou ter restrições a quem vê o meu blogue por ter conteúdo pornográfico! Ora, o meu blogue nunca teve essa intenção, sempre quis e é um blogue cómico, para nos fazer rir. Mas como é evidente muitas das imagens ou anedotas têm conteúdo para adultos e como tal já fui avisado que o blogue passará a 23/03/2015, a ser um blogue só para convidados.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Como tal, vou mudar para o SAPO.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Novo endereço: <A href="http://algumnomehadedar.blogs.sapo.pt/">http://algumnomehadedar.blogs.sapo.pt/</A></DIV> <DIV> </DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-30066842744604191632015-02-18T17:44:00.000+00:002015-02-18T17:41:57.590+00:00Anti-stress...<DIV>Portugal no seu melhor<BR></DIV> <DIV id=x5a22676875204f57b3e239aef861d5bd> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV bgcolor="#ffffff"> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote><BR> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV lang=PT link="blue" vlink="purple"> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Cambria","serif"; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%'>Estás stressado?</SPAN></B></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Cambria","serif"; COLOR: rgb(192,80,77); LINE-HEIGHT: 150%'>Enervado?</SPAN></B></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><B style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Cambria","serif"; COLOR: rgb(250,192,144); LINE-HEIGHT: 150%'>Intolerante?</SPAN></B></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Cambria","serif"; COLOR: rgb(250,192,144); LINE-HEIGHT: 150%'></SPAN></B><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Cambria","serif"; COLOR: rgb(228,108,10); LINE-HEIGHT: 150%'>Sentes-te irritado?</SPAN></B></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Cambria","serif"; COLOR: rgb(228,108,10); LINE-HEIGHT: 150%'></SPAN></B><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Cambria","serif"; COLOR: rgb(23,54,93); LINE-HEIGHT: 150%'>Não desesperes : </SPAN></B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Cambria","serif"; COLOR: rgb(23,54,93); LINE-HEIGHT: 150%'>come CALMANTINAS… </SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style='FONT-FAMILY: "Cambria","serif"; COLOR: rgb(23,54,93)'><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeDVjXd3Z7Co17ULIjkRaMoApaMIkB3VGaRg7cQ3_gOgp6-hA_jX4pCwR-vW5FuW2u4xRT1hEV2-38GwaFng-wFA7VKvw7R_DgGrRPc6L0lbHlmO2GxcNdF4SUrzfOcbCCawWg4g/s1600/image001-717592.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeDVjXd3Z7Co17ULIjkRaMoApaMIkB3VGaRg7cQ3_gOgp6-hA_jX4pCwR-vW5FuW2u4xRT1hEV2-38GwaFng-wFA7VKvw7R_DgGrRPc6L0lbHlmO2GxcNdF4SUrzfOcbCCawWg4g/s320/image001-717592.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6117241677247940770" /></a></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-54713287876067792882015-02-18T17:42:00.000+00:002015-02-18T17:39:50.162+00:00Pequeno poema....<DIV><FONT color=#10253f size=7 face=verdana,sans-serif><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; FONT-FAMILY: Mistral; COLOR: rgb(16,37,63)">Que sorte tem esta Europa<BR>Que de dois Sócrates disfruta...<BR>Um é um filho de Atenas<BR>E o outro... não</SPAN></FONT></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-45045857742430356472014-12-11T15:32:00.000+00:002014-12-11T15:31:58.918+00:00Mulher é assim mesmo. Não entende as necessidades do homem…<DIV id=x828f6022cc074d259d52d2763294562b> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV bgcolor="#FFFFFF" text="#000000"> <DIV> <DIV dir=ltr> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">Reza a história que um casal de recém casados, com apenas 2 semanas de casamento, o marido que apesar de feliz, já estava com uma vontade reprimida de sair com a malta para fazer a festa. Assim ele diz à sua queridinha:</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">- Amor, já volto!</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">- Onde vais meu docinho? (com expressão de recém casados)</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">- Ao barzinho, beber uma cerveja geladinha.</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">A mulher põe a mão na cintura e responde-lhe:</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">- Queres uma cervejinha, meu amor???</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">E nesse momento abre a porta do frigorífico mostra-lhe 25 marcas diferentes de cervejas de 12 países: alemãs, holandesas, japonesas, americanas, mexicanas, etc.</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">O marido sem saber mais o que fazer, responde-lhe:</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">- Meu docinho de coco... mas no bar... sabes...o copo é gelado.</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">O marido não tinha acabado de falar, quando a esposa interrompe a sua conversa e diz:</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">- Queres um copo gelado, 'mor?</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">Nesse momento a esposa tira do congelador um copo bem gelado, branco, branco, que até tremia de frio. Então o marido responde:</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">-Mas meu céu, no bar tenho aqueles salgadinhos óptimos...Já volto ok?</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">- Queres salgadinhos meu amor???</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">A mulher abre o forno e tira 15 pratos de diferentes salgadinhos: bolinhos de bacalhau, rissóis, pipocas, amendoins, pasteis de carne, empadinhas...</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">- Mas minha bonequinha... lá no bar... sabes... as piadas, os palavrões, tudo aquilo...</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman">- Queres palavrões meu amor? ENTÃO VAI PRO CARALHO, MAS DAQUI TU NÃO SAIS, MEU FILHO DA PUTA!!!</FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3 face="Times New Roman"></FONT></DIV><BR></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-49795963200409755582014-11-28T11:28:00.001+00:002014-11-28T11:28:06.369+00:00Alterações no SNS...<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFPXQtytUWtRYVPZ1eR274zKAO3wxRtsUfparb1AOzCQmYOXNmbfrAgF4wNwCFdqEkFLzqoGnWsQqItnOLJtWsdRFVhI4cJFdoKSaz207QtXiOE_n7RogZGV_bNufGYvLUhPMcPA/s1600/Untitled+attachment+00489-786370.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFPXQtytUWtRYVPZ1eR274zKAO3wxRtsUfparb1AOzCQmYOXNmbfrAgF4wNwCFdqEkFLzqoGnWsQqItnOLJtWsdRFVhI4cJFdoKSaz207QtXiOE_n7RogZGV_bNufGYvLUhPMcPA/s320/Untitled+attachment+00489-786370.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6086716359277603442" /></a></p><DIV id=xc0cae5856f0f444091a4e40dc0500b4e> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV style='FONT-SIZE: small; TEXT-DECORATION: none; FONT-FAMILY: "Calibri"; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-STYLE: normal; DISPLAY: inline'><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Calibri","sans-serif"'><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 20pt" size=5><STRONG>Até que enfim que se fez alguma coisa de jeito<SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(31,73,125)">.</SPAN></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></DIV> <P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 200%"><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Calibri","sans-serif"; LINE-HEIGHT: 200%'><STRONG><FONT size=6>Nem tudo são más notícias.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-63321245701754685002014-11-28T11:27:00.001+00:002014-11-28T11:27:17.057+00:00Recordação do Casamento.....<DIV><SPAN style='FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'> </SPAN><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'>Esta é uma bela fotografia para recordar o dia de casamento de 24 casais islâmicos em Enfield , perto de Londres</SPAN></B><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: rgb(31,73,125)'>.</SPAN></B><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'>..</SPAN></B><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'><BR></SPAN></B></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'><SPAN style='FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJJ4iwvVsFcYvt5PDtjeCMKH87TFifAMXahVNFq1Bo9Vv4EYjLCtPTPVbs_Ww6IOh9MAszl-3qS-wtE4P5Yj6sp7Ko16Scy4e5WJlWhTWkTs66gzVwnlUHw894dVoDCUfm0Pvjcg/s1600/ATT00001-737057.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJJ4iwvVsFcYvt5PDtjeCMKH87TFifAMXahVNFq1Bo9Vv4EYjLCtPTPVbs_Ww6IOh9MAszl-3qS-wtE4P5Yj6sp7Ko16Scy4e5WJlWhTWkTs66gzVwnlUHw894dVoDCUfm0Pvjcg/s320/ATT00001-737057.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6086716148008943170" /></a></SPAN></SPAN><BR><BR><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: red'>"…</SPAN></B><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 20pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: red'>agora é preciso que cada noivo não se engane, e leve para casa o cortinado que lhe corresponde!"</SPAN></B></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-24498330753863712082014-11-20T16:50:00.000+00:002014-11-20T16:49:34.463+00:00Marido obcecado pelo futebol...<DIV>- "Amor, acho que andas meio obcecado com o futebol... Fazes-me falta"<BR>- "Falta? Nem te toquei."</DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-28645689793673336202014-11-20T16:48:00.000+00:002014-11-20T16:47:46.525+00:00Nunca se pode dizer a verdade nua e crua...<DIV>O casamento é a união entre duas pessoas e, que uma tem sempre razão, e a outra é o marido!</DIV> <DIV><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGRX-LlG7zWSBe-f9nIPMPegAgKqUU8Oa2etfdX8LjNXr37_tlfv7ZBTciE93iq93pXbibhqvfcWZW7Y-8bVRFNm-PPenppVfpH6ezBPpXVXiXZc-2T0EcU-61CSQPSH12-Aq-fw/s1600/1-766528.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGRX-LlG7zWSBe-f9nIPMPegAgKqUU8Oa2etfdX8LjNXr37_tlfv7ZBTciE93iq93pXbibhqvfcWZW7Y-8bVRFNm-PPenppVfpH6ezBPpXVXiXZc-2T0EcU-61CSQPSH12-Aq-fw/s320/1-766528.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6083830056149375394" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSos0rqCWpbIa_fLLsr6_zH2Pfx-EcVXbZDJ4QmnHBOXMjf2Fi9BMy2FQRRcNtln7x64OckVFpC94bL0fI_tYOuyVjDMrGUfz5WeySkJfXHw4xSLHOFM8mNiSVprOYTlwpwpZGFg/s1600/2-769977.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSos0rqCWpbIa_fLLsr6_zH2Pfx-EcVXbZDJ4QmnHBOXMjf2Fi9BMy2FQRRcNtln7x64OckVFpC94bL0fI_tYOuyVjDMrGUfz5WeySkJfXHw4xSLHOFM8mNiSVprOYTlwpwpZGFg/s320/2-769977.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6083830069299119618" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5VmqPDdomMnsDWf56Ez5gnQRcPw9WBNaAzL1F1gR_Ri9SZ5QCyyxNiCcAWtEicUETKqc6HGSkPHNE2NoTPAiqT9FRysnGk2ukoBSGQryMaLTtTJciFQX6JKbzqhSPE9-sTM1VUg/s1600/3-772446.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5VmqPDdomMnsDWf56Ez5gnQRcPw9WBNaAzL1F1gR_Ri9SZ5QCyyxNiCcAWtEicUETKqc6HGSkPHNE2NoTPAiqT9FRysnGk2ukoBSGQryMaLTtTJciFQX6JKbzqhSPE9-sTM1VUg/s320/3-772446.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6083830074664496882" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN5kXo8Q-UdnUhQISh94tDW9h3dzBPzmVMxf6h7EwaJ_MJNYtP-LlYJ6QBQ5A5i9inwpJ11zVRuLvKuO-sVzKyRojDJuqT_i2grlQeAAdA1xRsyB88imS1OlCHVhf9XhH4bdFGGw/s1600/4-775659.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN5kXo8Q-UdnUhQISh94tDW9h3dzBPzmVMxf6h7EwaJ_MJNYtP-LlYJ6QBQ5A5i9inwpJ11zVRuLvKuO-sVzKyRojDJuqT_i2grlQeAAdA1xRsyB88imS1OlCHVhf9XhH4bdFGGw/s320/4-775659.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6083830092082635330" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8mZgopKFIslv-Uy_9bQ62uAO6itPwvYka5nJhPPTjB55fDMYY2vKxiIbLYtS7YCqGW3qRQ8dcyUx2-ESAxY_vYD_QjlsMYKj9L_yYx5XUYbP8iq1gsmjuGJy6EFH6nmDGGUE35w/s1600/5-777914.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8mZgopKFIslv-Uy_9bQ62uAO6itPwvYka5nJhPPTjB55fDMYY2vKxiIbLYtS7YCqGW3qRQ8dcyUx2-ESAxY_vYD_QjlsMYKj9L_yYx5XUYbP8iq1gsmjuGJy6EFH6nmDGGUE35w/s320/5-777914.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6083830100542414562" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM21j8gosY2X1V6lOxDIJDgV9XwRobPumu-KTNoz7rr8JKOw20G4imLXwZDd60vUj7zqJxQ4MJDAGBfnkUZ2O3AOE-4NfHBjnZd3nYIBEnRZVUwc2tePR0I7v0XuXA_zw7Cnq8VQ/s1600/6-780881.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM21j8gosY2X1V6lOxDIJDgV9XwRobPumu-KTNoz7rr8JKOw20G4imLXwZDd60vUj7zqJxQ4MJDAGBfnkUZ2O3AOE-4NfHBjnZd3nYIBEnRZVUwc2tePR0I7v0XuXA_zw7Cnq8VQ/s320/6-780881.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6083830112783421282" /></a></DIV><BR>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-56584389581035751092014-11-18T11:09:00.001+00:002014-11-18T11:09:49.974+00:00Recolha de donativos à Japonesa...<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='400' height='326' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxK7Ln3-gYWkHfc0LgkMwivMV0SeNOsc1ImkSwuC9VqguH9eH5_UygMkUmQ4_J2mRKPF5-EARyQKPk' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><DIV><B><SPAN style='FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: rgb(31,73,125)'>Peditório de fundos para luta contra o cancro da mama.</SPAN></B> <U></U><U></U></DIV> <DIV id=x2c326ffec0474dd5901914ff16f76755> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV lang=PT link="blue" vlink="purple"> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P><B><SPAN style='FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: rgb(31,73,125)'>Olha se fosse contra o cancro da próstata!...</SPAN></B><U></U><U></U></P> <DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-TOP: 5pt"> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P style="BACKGROUND: white"> <U></U><U></U></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-3641164390963803652014-11-12T12:54:00.001+00:002014-11-12T12:54:18.344+00:00Discutiu com a sua mulher....<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKYRQhpeovHzYercORKQ4vU9eJNEZNbi33_Vj88kzFRUshPkpAAfv0IN8aHVjwIQh-mQVJMhW8BjoAgzlUflM-MzoJfYgDpOXdjHpqeFA-LLkg9_o0eboX9pbX9FAdY4QKpZwKVQ/s1600/bm-image-758345.png"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKYRQhpeovHzYercORKQ4vU9eJNEZNbi33_Vj88kzFRUshPkpAAfv0IN8aHVjwIQh-mQVJMhW8BjoAgzlUflM-MzoJfYgDpOXdjHpqeFA-LLkg9_o0eboX9pbX9FAdY4QKpZwKVQ/s320/bm-image-758345.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6080801210409144226" /></a></p><DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.4">Discutiu com a sua mulher ?</SPAN><BR></DIV> <DIV id=x49b766a7d6934d7898c3023a02c21f93> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV> <DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.4" dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote><BR> <DIV text="#000000" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><B>Excelente ideia. Mãos à obra !</B><BR> <DIV><BR><BR> <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: Calibri,sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(31,73,125)"> </SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; FONT-FAMILY: Calibri,sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(31,73,125)"> </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.4"> </SPAN></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-25744543834101090042014-10-30T14:31:00.000+00:002014-10-30T14:26:49.215+00:00Mulher optimista...<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"><FONT size=+0>Hoje, quando acordei,levantei-me e a minha coluna fez "treq".<BR>Fiquei de pé e o meu joelho fez "treq".<BR>Olhei para o chão e meu pescoço fez "treq".<BR><BR><BR>Depois, olhei para o espelho e pensei:<BR>"Caramba, além de gostosa, estou a ficar crocante..."</FONT></SPAN></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-425261262841289852014-10-30T14:30:00.000+00:002014-10-30T14:25:55.527+00:00Tem de haver uma explicação lógica...<DIV id=x86d2deeba5e842239f5f9e2493ee23ae> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV style="TEXT-DECORATION: none; 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MARGIN-TOP: 5pt"> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt" width="100%"> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR> </SPAN><U></U><U></U></P></DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAxC80p4HxE34PK5lmCYqrx5eBvJA5sIkyxxJW9CxxX-jmFviv2kVtXGGVfMZk27YNQKOo0fM68mPYsQDUUR3e_EVUdWzaLOydEJc2GFxtsvzvfrvteZR49wRmrapGsTkFbCQocg/s1600/image0011-792699.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAxC80p4HxE34PK5lmCYqrx5eBvJA5sIkyxxJW9CxxX-jmFviv2kVtXGGVfMZk27YNQKOo0fM68mPYsQDUUR3e_EVUdWzaLOydEJc2GFxtsvzvfrvteZR49wRmrapGsTkFbCQocg/s320/image0011-792699.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_6060795396857511794" /></a></SPAN><U></U><U></U></P></DIV> <DIV> <P><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><U></U><U></U></P></DIV> <DIV> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Sabes que nome se dá à zona da barriga das mulheres que fica à mostra quando elas andam na rua com aquelas T-shirts encolhidas?</SPAN><U></U><U></U></P></DIV> <DIV> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Sabes?</SPAN><U></U><U></U></P></DIV> <DIV> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Sabes?<BR><BR>Não?</SPAN><U></U><U></U></P></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">Pois fica a saber:</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><U></U><U></U></P> <DIV> <P><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: rgb(0,176,80)">Faixa da Gaja...</SPAN></B><U></U><U></U></P></DIV> <DIV> <P><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">... porque mais abaixo fica a <B>Terra Prometida</B></SPAN><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: rgb(31,73,125)">;</SPAN></B><U></U><U></U></P></DIV> <DIV> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black">e mais acima ficam os <B>Montes Golã</B>!</SPAN><U></U><U></U></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-53661658745661631492014-09-19T15:52:00.000+01:002014-09-19T15:48:29.422+01:00Cinco Lições de vida e a Moral da História...<DIV><SPAN id=1159995025a44fd0a4de88a6944ccee8><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> <DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,153); DISPLAY: inline"></DIV>5 <DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,153); DISPLAY: inline">L</DIV>ições de <DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,153); DISPLAY: inline">V</DIV>ida</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">Ladrões entraram num banco numa pequena cidade. Um deles gritou: "Não</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> se mexam! O dinheiro pertence ao banco mas as vidas são vossas".<BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">Imediatamente todas as pessoas se deitaram no chão em silêncio e sem</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">pânico.<BR>LIÇÃO 1: Este é um exemplo de como uma frase dita correctamente e na</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">altura certa pode fazer toda a gente mudar a sua visão do mundo.<BR></DIV></SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">Uma das mulheres estava deitada no chão de uma maneira provocante. Um</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">dos assaltantes aproximou-se dela e disse-lhe: "Minha senhora, isto é<BR>um roubo e não uma violação. Por favor, procure agir em conformidade. "<BR>LIÇÃO 2: Este é um exemplo de como comportar-se de uma maneira</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">profissional e concentrar-se apenas no objectivo.<BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">No decorrer do assalto, o ladrão mais jovem (que tinha um curso</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">superior) disse para o assaltante mais velho (que tinha apenas o<BR>ensino secundário): "Olha lá, se calhar devíamos contar quanto é que</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">vai render o assalto, não achas?". O homem mais velho respondeu: "Não<BR>sejas estúpido! É uma data de dinheiro e por isso vamos esperar o</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">Telejornal para descobrir exactamente quanto dinheiro conseguimos</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">roubar".<BR>LIÇÃO 3: Este é um exemplo de como a experiência de vida é mais</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">importante do que uma educação superior.<BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">Após o assalto, o gerente do banco disse ao seu caixa: "Vamos chamar</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">a polícia e dizer-lhes o montante que foi roubado". "Espere", disse o<BR>caixa "porque não acrescentamos os 800 mil Euros que nós tirámos há</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">alguns meses e dizemos que também esse valor foi roubado no assalto</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">de hoje <DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,153); DISPLAY: inline">?</DIV>".<BR>LIÇÃO 4: Este é um exemplo de como se deve tirar proveito de uma</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">oportunidade que surja.<BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">No dia seguinte foi relatado nas notícias que o banco tinha sido</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">roubado em 3 Milhões de Euros. Os ladrões contaram o dinheiro mas<BR>encontraram apenas 1 Milhão. Um deles começou a resmungar: "Nós</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">arriscamos as nossas vidas por 1 Milhão enquanto a administração do<BR>banco rouba 2 Milhões sem pestanejar e sem correr riscos? Talvez o</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">melhor seja aprender a trabalhar dentro do sistema bancário em vez de<BR>ser um simples ladrão".<BR>LIÇÃO 5: Este é um exemplo de como o conhecimento pode ser mais útil</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">do que o poder.<BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">Moral da história:<BR>Dá uma arma a alguém e ele pode roubar um banco. Dá um banco a alguém</SPAN></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=gmail_default style="DISPLAY: inline"><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN></DIV><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(32,18,77)"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif">e ele pode roubar toda a gente.</SPAN></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-76558884557112158882014-09-18T14:51:00.000+01:002014-09-18T14:47:19.635+01:00Às compras com a mulher...<DIV><SPAN style="WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; BORDER-COLLAPSE: separate; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; LETTER-SPACING: normal; TEXT-INDENT: 0px"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16px; FONT-FAMILY: Calibri"> <DIV style="FONT-SIZE: small; TEXT-DECORATION: none; FONT-FAMILY: Calibri; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-STYLE: normal; DISPLAY: inline"> <TABLE style="WIDTH: 290.4pt; 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Ó Chiiiiico ! Ganhámos 50 milhões no Euromilhões !<BR> <BR>O homem salta como louco de alegria, deixa os amigos, e lança-se numa corrida para casa para abraçar a mulher.<BR> <BR>Atravessa a rua a correr, e Zaááááááásss ! ....... aparece um camião a 120 km / h </DIV> <DIV id=9623e88005b04a5197664afa86b09096> <DIV id=f2f8de6ad2764486bfeba6393396cc9f> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> e sem abrandar, ……leva-o adiante.<BR><BR>Ela abre os olhos quase fora das órbitas e exclama: <BR>- Foda-se ! Quando se está com sorte..... ela vem de todos os lados !!!!! Agora também o SEGURO DE VIDA ! <BR></DIV></DIV></DIV> <DIV> <DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><BR><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV><BR></DIV></DIV></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-33461631468237014572014-09-09T13:48:00.000+01:002014-09-09T13:44:14.676+01:00Economias na 4ª Idade ...<DIV><SPAN id=e7ca213a77be45b581093bcb748b1e4c> <TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt" width="100%"> <TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style="WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt" width="100%"><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Century Gothic","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'>O </SPAN></B><SPAN style="COLOR: black"></SPAN><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Century Gothic","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'>velhote vai à farmácia:</SPAN></B><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Century Gothic","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'>- Tem Viagra?</SPAN></B><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Century Gothic","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'>- Sim. Quantos deseja?</SPAN></B><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Century Gothic","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'>- Seis comprimidos mas corte em quatro pedacinhos cada.</SPAN></B><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Century Gothic","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'>- Posso cortá-los? Mas ... um quarto não lhe vai dar uma erecção completa ...</SPAN></B><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Century Gothic","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'>-</SPAN></B><SPAN style="COLOR: black"></SPAN><B><SPAN style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Century Gothic","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'>Não quero uma erecção completa, basta um pouquinho erguido, só para não mijar nos chinelos ... !</SPAN></B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></SPAN></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-47700074512619614942014-08-29T17:24:00.001+01:002014-08-29T17:24:39.413+01:00Aula prática de física...<DIV><U></U> </DIV> <DIV id=1b2c4140884842578cc953fe8862d04b> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV lang=PT vlink="purple" link="blue"> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-TOP: 5pt"> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <H1 style="BACKGROUND: white; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=PT-BR style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black">Sabem o que é eletricidade estática? A imagem explica…</SPAN><U></U><U></U></H1> <DIV> <P style="BACKGROUND: white"><SPAN lang=PT-BR style='FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'> </SPAN><U></U><U></U></P></DIV> <P style="BACKGROUND: white; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN lang=PT-BR style='FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Verdana","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'><IMG alt=-1 src="http://prosaepolitica.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/111.jpg?w=630&h=944" width=631 height=941></SPAN><SPAN style='FONT-FAMILY: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; COLOR: black'><BR></SPAN></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-32889707213151221292014-08-28T17:42:00.001+01:002014-08-28T17:42:46.051+01:00Esta vai criar uma nova moda: a "qualquer coisa que não posso agora aqui nomear"+ efie...<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz5Rnjfu13hDcmJHn-0KS_p5S_jp_ZCN9vfLmOQmg8_Dg8gixZUTCARtK_T1ZVsjP952DUpj872X7nvTTfLYN4hrRklfcn1_nWQYNw7RLFCRS0GxyvKA0WYokDW1RkAAlNsV93Eg/s1600/xz42wsbd-766051.jpg"><img 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sabe, é um dos grandes cronistas do Brasil, filho do<BR>escritor Erico Veríssimo:</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Quando tinha 14 anos, esperava ter uma namorada algum dia.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Quando tinha 16 anos tive uma namorada, mas não tinha paixão. Então<BR>percebi que precisava de uma mulher apaixonada, com vontade de viver.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Na faculdade saí com uma mulher apaixonada, mas era emocional demais.<BR>Tudo era terrível, era a rainha dos problemas, chorava o tempo todo e<BR>ameaçava suicidar-se. Então percebi que precisava de uma mulher estável.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Quando tinha 25 encontrei uma mulher bem estável, mas chata. Era<BR>totalmente previsível e nada a excitava. A vida tornou-se tão<BR>monótona, que decidi que precisava de uma mulher excitante.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Aos 28 encontrei uma mulher excitante, mas não consegui acompanhá-la.<BR>Ia de um lado para o outro sem se deter em lugar nenhum. Fazia coisas<BR>impetuosas, que me fez sentir tão miserável como feliz. No começo foi<BR>divertido e eletrizante, mas sem futuro. Então decidi buscar uma<BR>mulher com alguma ambição.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Quando cheguei nos 31, encontrei uma mulher inteligente, ambiciosa e<BR>com os pés no chão. Decidi casar-me com ela. Era tão ambiciosa que<BR>pediu o divórcio e ficou com tudo o que eu tinha.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Hoje, com 40 anos, gosto de mulheres com mamas grandes. E pronto!</DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></SPAN></SPAN></DIV></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-46877000570504096242014-07-18T15:30:00.001+01:002014-07-18T15:30:52.394+01:00Um poeta no Alentejo...<DIV id=a4857e095bcd451a883995a6ed19689a> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr text="#000000" bgcolor="#ffffff"> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial'; COLOR: #000000"> <DIV> <DIV><PRE><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif"><FONT size=+0><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(7,55,99)">Em noite de feroz inspiração, o poeta foi passear pelo campo</SPAN></FONT></SPAN><DIV class=gmail_default style="FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-FAMILY: trebuchet ms,sans-serif; COLOR: rgb(0,0,153); DISPLAY: inline"> <FONT size=+0><SPAN style="COLOR: rgb(7,55,99)"> e, topando com um alentejano que contemplava o luar, disse-lhe: - És um amante do belo! Acaso já viste também os róseos-dourados dedos da aurora tecendo uma fímbria de luz pelo nascente, ou as sulfurosas ilhotas de sanguíneo vermelho pairando sobre um lago de fogo a esbrasear-se no poente, ou as nuvens como farrapos de brancura obumbrando a lua, que flutua esquiva, sobre um céu soturno? - Ultimamente, não!... respondeu o alentejano, pasmado. Faz um ano que não bebo álcool! !!! .... </SPAN></FONT><SPAN class=HOEnZb></SPAN></DIV></PRE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><SPAN class=HOEnZb><FONT color=#888888> <P></P></FONT></SPAN></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-225478826789095032014-07-17T17:16:00.000+01:002014-07-17T17:21:37.655+01:00Fw[2]: Homem que é homem .<DIV id=4b425765002a48989f7193ac14f7ce7e> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV lang=PT vlink="purple" link="blue"> <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal> <U></U><U></U></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-LEFT: 35.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple"><BR><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx-2zo_8WnPtJfMp2PHRqeA9Edl3FoSpCWGf_cCkbAwphyMQvGrtV1eGTjfXPjwDR61H-CeLgnQFIlCpPT7KNaPdzrV_BALWEFdskj9FUHiKimIUwx9JzrZm2gTuh0SbdzRj5uLA/s1600/ATT8-797655.jpg"><img 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