Simplesmente, já farto de reenviar aqueles e-mails que "às vezes até têm piada !", apeteceu-me e criei este blog onde vou postar esses ditos e-mails que por minha auto-recriação e soberana vontade, penso que serão dignos de tal ! Nota: Depois de muitas e diversas tentativas frustradas para conseguir que o raio do alojamento de blog's me aceitasse algum nome, eis que me lembrei: " algum nome há-de dar !" e tentando este mesmo, para minha surpresa, até que enfim !

segunda-feira, agosto 31, 2009

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns...

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than 5
miles down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes: he was in our bedroom with the neighbors'
daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors' daughter is 22. We
have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having
an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd leave him. He
was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling
increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since
I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to
counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris or water in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself
is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. Perform a fuel
pressure test under load.

I hope this helps.


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